until next Wednesday 09/09/09
很有纪念意义一个日子

问：何如？
曰：感冒！
        大惊！叹：尝山高风烈而生龙活虎，今细雨微微却病若兮兮！夫，大英雄难敌小病毒也！不胜唏嘘。去电慰之，何如不当，竟小恙新成？何如不当，却耽如吾 心！切卧乎床，倚乎榻，品以白水，尝之白粥，禁冷风，捂微汗，吊瓶点滴以敬之！细调慢养，不日方可痊愈矣！其间心燥唇干，不思饮水；头痛面赤，不思药食； 气急疲劳，不思养息……凡此种种，皆病家之大忌也！窃以为，不可效也！
　　感者，心上咸乎，痛之若盐，当是不喜，尝以怨之；冒者，日睁二目，懒眠倦行，难之受也！呜呼！感冒扰人以心，伤人以貌，废人以礼，乱人以性。谓君子者，必定弃之，离之，方为正道！
嗟呼！天下人莫不对感冒痛之切肤，恨之切齿。斯是小病，经历久长，不绵不绝，人人遭秧，畏之避之，貌皆恭良，何以为治，众众无方，古本新要，翻遍目纲，疏疏一味，论数姜汤。
盖世人皆恶感冒，却不明其中之妙，愈后身健，增强抵抗，痊后身强，百病不伤。小处论曰：家庭添和睦，大处论曰：国家更兴旺！

感冒终有治，赋文论清狂！

毫无作息的上网，眼睛和腰自然酸疼
一边熬着，一边冲杯茶补偿自己
突然，由衷地苦笑一声
不知自己在用时间沏茶
还是自己在拿茶泡着时间

大概是我渴了，
用时间沏茶，
放松心情，烦恼抛于脑后

大概是我无聊，
拿茶泡着时间
讨厌过去，厌倦现在，憎恨未来
等待着死神的降临

懒得去洗礼
因为我已失去辨别对错的能力

呵呵
缓缓啜一口茶
滋润着我的身心，
一切变得如此美好
一切变得如此寂静

就让我好好享受这一杯茶吧

愚人节突觉肚子不爽，奔厕所而去，解裤蹲下，舒畅。
　　事毕，找厕纸，惊呆，空卷轴无纸。瞬间，明白原来今天是愚人节，怒骂，折腾人也不要找这里啊！ 急！突发现兜装手机，喜极而泣，特小心怕手机坠坑，失去最后一根救命草。
　　
　　电话同事一号，“吾在厕所，无纸，速来救急！”，同事答：“今天愚人节，刚才就有人喊要厕纸救急的，怎 么又有人？不可信！”。话毕，挂机，痛骂中。

　　电话同事二号，“吾在厕所，无纸，速来救急1”同事答：“今天愚人节，外出工作一概拒绝，不好意思！”。话毕，挂机，痛苦中。

　　电话同事三号，“我知道今天是愚人节，吾在厕所，无纸，速来救急，请相信我！”，同事答：“你怎么可以模仿我，刚用这招骗一人，你怎么未经磋商就擅自使用？”。话毕。挂机，无奈中。

　　电话同事四号，拨号中....。隔壁蹲厕回荡一句话，“朋友，别指望了，我在这里已经三小时，电话已经没电，至今未脱困！”

st. Partick's Festival Parade
Date: Saturday 17th March 2007
Starting Point: Parnell Square
Time: 12 noon



For Parade Dart and Commuter Services
For Road Closure Information
For Dublin Bus Information
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Not in Dublin?...That's ok.
coz St. Patricks Celebrations took place all over the world on the 17th March, click on the links from around the world to see what happened on this very special day!!

• Cork St. Patrick's Festival
  
• St. Patrick's Day - Russia
  
• St. Patrick's Day - New York City
  
• St. Patrick's Day - Tokyo
  
• St. Patrick's Day - Germany
  
• St. Patrick's Day - Denmark
  
• St. Patrick's Day - Sydney
  
• St. Patrick's Day - Seoul, South Korea
  
• St. Patrick's Day - London
  
• St. Patrick's Day - Toronto, Canada
  
• St. Patrick's Day - Munich, Germany
  
• Celebrating St Patrick's Day Caribbean style
  
• Celebrating St Patrick's Day Auckland New Zealand
  
• Celebrating St Patrick's Day Ottawa Canada
  
• Celebrating St Patrick's Day Barcelona
  
• Celebrating St Patrick's Day in Brussels Belgium
  
• Celebrating St Patrick's Day in Rome

Braveheart
"The story, the action, the scenery!  And Mel Gibson kicks British ass."

Saving Private Ryan
"Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg's best movie to date, kicking German ass."

Patton
"George C. Scott, as General George S. Patton, kicks ass indiscriminantly all over Europe."

Schindler's List
"Another awesome movie by Spielberg.  True hero Oskar Schindler (Liam Neeson) gives everything to save Jewish (butts) from those bad, bad Nazis."

Alexander
"The true story of one of history's most luminous and influential leaders.Alexander kick Greek and Macedonian ass"

昨天和美国故友聊天，听来一则故事
一友人在纽约，哎，纽约比较乱，总所周知啦
一日，这位仁兄晚归，遇一黑人劫匪，恐慌不已
任其摆布，认老黑翻尽其衣袋，只寻的quarter一个
仁兄大喜，忘带钱包...转念，大悲，见老黑以异样眼光端详
汗...劫财不成，劫色？！ 惊恐...
见老黑，嘻嘻一笑，步步逼近，仁兄步步后退
靠，贴墙了，无路已!!!双眼一闭，认命了
哪知老黑，扔过一张花花绿纸，昏，1 dollar...
转身走人，仁兄郁闷，莫非此老黑乃江湖义士，行侠仗义
除暴安良，救济百姓？！美国黑人版侠盗罗宾汉
天下无匪啊，哈哈

茶, 回味悠长，一杯茶一种回味！女人似茶，或者说女人犹如茶，让男人来品的，体会爱的乐趣，品味女人滋味。

Girl, Tell me what kind of tea u r?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!


Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given! $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh




The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:


Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.


Yours truly,
Manager

Kiss the rain
Whenever you need me
Kiss the rain
Whenever I'm gone too long
If your lips
Feel lonely and thirsty
Kiss the rain
And wait for the dawn
Keep in mind
We're under the same sky
And the nights
As empty for me as for you
If you feel
You can't wait till morning
Kiss the rain
Kiss the rain
Kiss the rain

 

A Day For Mom

Let mom put her feet up today and cater to her every wish. Honor her with homemade gifts, heartfelt sentiments, and time well spent together. No one deserves the royal treatment more than she does!

 

About Mother's Day

On the 2nd Sunday of May, we celebrate the women who nurture and raise our families - our mothers, grandmothers and honorary moms.

 "M" is for the million things she gave me,
 "O" means only that she's growing old,
 "T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
 "H" is for her heart of purest gold;
 "E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
 "R" means right, and right she'll always be,
 Put them all together, they spell
 "MOTHER,"
 A word that means the world to me.

Picture Frame
Materials:

1. large thick craft sticks

2. glue
3. glitter
4. small beads or any small type of items to put on picture frame (such as something that sparkles or shines that can be glued on)
5. glitter paint and
6. paint brushes
7. picture for frame
8. magnet strips that can be cut to 1 inch for each frame to be made
9. clear tape
10. scissors
    

Directions:
Take 4 craft sticks and pick 1 or 2 colors of glitter paint to paint the craft sticks with. Let dry. Try to make the frame just a little but bigger than your picture. Be sure to check the picture to make sure is it going to fit right in the frame. If the frame is a little too big tape the picture onto construction paper and then put into the frame and tape the entire thing onto the back of the frame.
After the four craft sticks are dry, glue them together to make a square or a rectangle to fit your picture. Glue the corners on the craft sticks to form the shape you want.
After the craft sticks are together and dry start to glue on your decorations to your frame. Write something with a permanent marker onto the frame. One thing to definitely write on is is the year it was made, and Happy Mothers Day.
After the decorations are put on, turn the frame over and glue your picture onto all the sides of the frame. Then at the top of your frame after the picture is completely dry glue on the back of the picture in the middle the 1 inch magnetic strip. This way it will stick on the refrigerator all the time as a decoration.
This can also be done as a decoration for an ornament for the Christmas Tree. The only difference is to attach a string to the picture frame so it can be hung from a tree.

 

One the best way to celebrate Mother's Day is to give your mom the day off. Let her take it easy and relax while the rest of the family does the work.

Many families begin Mother's Day with breakfast in bed. Usually Dad and the Kids will let mom sleep late as they go into the kitchen and prepare her favorite meal. A Mother's Day breakfast can consist of anything your mom likes.

After the food is cooked arrange everything nicely on a tray. Don't forget the vase with a single flower. With spring here, the children can pick a tulip or daffodil from the garden outside. When everything is ready carefully carry the tray and mom's favorite sections from the newspaper up to her bedroom. Cards and small presents from the children can be placed on the tray before it is presented to mom in bed.

Many Families make a special Mother's Day dinner or take mom out to her favorite restaurant for a meal. It is a good day to let your mom relax and let her see what a wonderful family she has.

 

最后，我要说'妈，你辛苦了! 儿子对不不起你' 我要对那些不孝子女说，我看不起你们，对那些欺负婆婆的女人，你们总有一天也要当妈的，到时候有你好受的!